Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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