Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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