I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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