idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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