you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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