i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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