I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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