East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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