I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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