I wish I only lived at night.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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