Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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