I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I would fuck him just for his dog
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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