I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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