i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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