I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Can't talk, ducks in the car
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
