Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
the day after is always just damage control
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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