I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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