I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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