Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
