I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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