he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
