Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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