What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Can Purell be used as lube?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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