Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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