no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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