So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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