i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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