I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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