stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I got inside last night via doggy door
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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