The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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