there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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