We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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