omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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