So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
