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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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