we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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