We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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