i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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