Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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