Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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