Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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