I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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