Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Who died my cat blue again?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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