He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Randomize
