Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I woke up under a house in Key West
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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