Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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