i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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