I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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