your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i can't believe i had my finger in that
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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