is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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