think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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