Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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