I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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