I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
When did angry sex become our thing?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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