went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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